So it seems I predicted the current events of the US more than 2 years ago. This is a brief synopsis of the novel ‘The Trump Qard’ I wrote in the 2nd half of 2018 And then I tried to approach literary agents but the replies I got from them mostly said it didn’t fit […]
Category: Humor
THE BEARD, THE CHEESE, THE DATE
There is an element of trouble involved in many beards. I am not talking about people for whom religion makes it mandatory that they keep one. But those for whom it’s a matter of choice, the world turns slightly complicated when they allow nature to take over their faces; coz a beard brings on many […]
I AM SEX — FRIENDS, HUMANS, EARTHLINGS, LEND ME YOUR EARS
Hi, I am sex. I am around 2 billion years old. Nice to meet you 🙂 I am guessing you know me. Especially if you are a teenager or older, though many children also know about me these days. Good for them… or not. Anyway, I am here to tell my story. I think it’s […]
A MARKETER’S ADVICE TO A SKEPTICAL SCHOOLBOY – A HUMOROUS POEM WRITTEN IN GRAD SCHOOL (2005)
You say you had no ogre’s wife to make your own Lamenting your poor fortune you have cried (’twas forty lines I say) Well sir, if what you wish you had really done Surely you would now be seeking a place to hide For I have heard the ogres were big (and cruel too) With […]
A STORY DREAMT FROM VIVALDI’S MANDOLIN CONCERTO
The girl got up from her bed. Nimbly she put her step forward. One. Two. Three. Thump. She rose in the air. Four. Thump again. She went up once more. She bounced like a balloon on its exquisitely small buttoned tail, and went up so high she hit her head on the roof. ‘Ouch! That […]
FRENCH KISS (2007)
I had a French Kiss Oh with a French miss And her soft French lips Were oh! so piping hot That when she kissed me A little teased me Oh it so pleased me Leave her for a moment I could not!
10 REASONS NOT TO DATE AN ENTREPRENEUR – A TONGUE IN CHEEK RESPONSE
A Tongue-In-Cheek response to the article “Ten Reasons To Date An Entrepreneur” doing the rounds of FB. See the original article here: http://love-not-fear.org/2011/12/02/ten-reasons-to-date-an-entrepreneur/Guidelines: 1) This article is not to be taken seriously by either entrepreneurs or sane people 2) Entrepreneurs shall take a pledge of not murdering me before reading this. Full Disclosure: I am […]
HIGHBROW VS LOWBROW WRITING
Here is a list of some of the works of great creativity that can be trashed in 1 line: 1. Boy and girl from warring families fall in love, are separated, and commit suicide – trash – Romeo & Juliet 2. Girl dresses up as boy to win her love – trash – As you […]
24 YOGI BERRA QUOTES AND THE PROFESSIONS THAT SHOULD BE MEDITATING ON THEM
Yogi Berra doesn’t need any introduction. Neither do his legendary quotes which are inevitably funny to almost all of us. But many of those quotes which though funny on the surface, are quite wise once you think deeply about them. And in our opinion, some professions/people should really do that job of thinking deeply about […]
EXAM NIGHT – A HUMOROUS POEM WRITTEN IN GRAD SCHOOL (2005)
Mr. R is angry on a Sunday Night (Not quite unexpected) With bloody exams in full swing So he comes up with a poem That has humour and sting Well if I am not mistaken friends This will maketh Placecom cringe As I see it has puns in plenty And thankfully no senti Advertisements too, […]